Chiropractors will do anything to convince you that they’re real doctors, apart from going to medical school.

An essential part of chiropractic practice is performing “adjustments.” This is where you move someone’s neck or back around a bit and, if you don’t kill or permanently paralyze them, tell them that whatever you just did will definitely help them fix their cancer.

That said, some bones are easier to reach than others. For example, how does one get to the tailbone? If you’re an adventurous chiropractor, you just stick your finger right up in there — or, if you’re this guy, you whip out the hammer and mallet.