That’s a sentence you never thought you would hear, and yet, here we are. Recently, Theo Von hosted former President Donald Trump for an hour-long interview on his podcast This Past Weekend. The conversation was interesting (at least, significantly more interesting than Trump’s last conversation with Elon Musk) — not just because of the content, but because of the fact that Theo Von insisted on, well, being Theo Von.

Part of the way through the interview, the two begin discussing cocaine. Trump seems genuinely interested, leading to Theo Von having the incredible pleasure of saying the words “Cocaine will turn you into a damn owl, homie, you know what I'm saying?” to someone who used to be in the Oval Office.