Have you ever wished you could banish one of your annoying colleagues to Google Meet jail? Do you pine for a feature that allows your parents to play matchmaker on your Tinder account? Have you ever caught yourself fantasizing about a world in which you could send every person within a mile radius thirsty fan art of an extremely leggy Toad from Mario?

No? Not even in your worst nightmares? You must not be not Soren Iverson.

Iverson, a graphic designer based out of Los Angeles per his LinkedIn, has recently made a name for himself as Twitter's resident tech chaos demon, creating UI mockups of hypothetical app features that are so deranged, they'd make even Elon Musk weep tears of pure, unbridled terror. From Spotify "age caps" that prevent anyone over the age of 25 from listening to Olivia Rodrigo to an iOS "Do Disturb" mode, here are 20 extremely chaotic tech features we want and need in these ever-trying times.