On paper, avoiding hypocrisy sounds easy. All you have to do is stay consistent and hang tight to your values, right? Wrong. While seemingly simple, several people have managed to screw this up ... to both hilarious and facepalm-inducing results. 

From two-timing lovers doth protesting too much to how our parents' old adage of "my house, my rules" does not apply to chores, here are 20 of the most hypocritical things anyone has ever heard.