There’s news, like wars, politics, and major climate change stuff, and then… there’s celebrity news. Unfortunately, the internet is sort of dominated by the latter. We’re not sure who’s genuinely reading headlines like “Why Tiffany Haddish Was Kicked Out of Ballet Class at Age 27,” but we don’t like them.

Who cares? Why do we need to know this? Apparently, some people are obsessed with celebrities. Seems like a waste of time. But what isn't a waste of time, is reading all the dumb headlines celebrities make.

Here are some ridiculously pointless celebrity headlines we didn’t need in our feed.