You know the saying “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Well, the sellers over on Facebook Marketplace are pushing the absolute limits of that phrase with insane listings.

Sure you can find odd stuff on Etsy, Depop, or Poshmark. But you don’t expect someone to sell their half-eaten muffin or a combination tiger and whale stuffie that their roommate made in Sid From Toy Story fashion. All the wackos are usually on eBay or Craigslist yet Facebook Marketplace cornered a huge niche in the online reselling market; the weirdos near you.

All the listings are hyperlocalized without you really needing to filter anything so you can get a new lawn mower from Bob a mile away and chainmail from the guy who looks like a time traveler from medieval times. The main thing is they live nearby enough for you to feel slightly unsafe.

We’ve gathered the weirdos and smart-aleck entrepreneurs on Facebook Marketplace in a neat little gallery for you. Get your bids in quick, boys. These listings are going like hotcakes!