When you thought of the year 2024, did you picture the first woman to get married to an A.I. hologram? Probably, but you’d think the hologram would have a much more original name than “AILex.”

It’s a bright new world and the most famous person is a dog actor named Snoop from the French film Anatomy of the Fall. What sounded foreign to you as a child are just the daily headlines in 2024. We’ve compiled a bunch of the weirdest headlines from this past week for you to think to yourself “What has the world come to?”

The granddaughter of the former drug lord, El Chapo, is expanding her horizons and joining the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster. Someone has to start a new family business! Republicans are begging President Biden to delete his TikTok. 

Scroll down and grapple with the fact that Tiger King's Joe Exotic has phone access in jail so he can write thirsty comments under Machine Gun Kelly’s Instagram.