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Drinking Her Pretty
- A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar,...
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Bigger and Better in Texas
- There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a...
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Top 10 Bumper Stickers
- 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. 2...If You...
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Chipmunks
- Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his...
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The Widow
- In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was...
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Local Food
- A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He is...
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Punishments in Hell
- Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains...
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Preacher in the KKK
- Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the...
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The Jewish Samurai
- There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed...
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No Underwear
- Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde...
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Little Boy in a Whorehouse
- There was this little boy about 12 years old walking...
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Freezing to Death
- Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a...
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Tasty Meal
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The...
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16 Years Later
- One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go...
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The Perfect Day
- The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and...
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Fortune Teller
- In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was...
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Hack Golfer
- A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,...
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Armed Women
- Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea...
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State of Lawyers
- Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and...
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Drive Thru Fun
- 1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let...
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Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
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Cannibal Restaurant
- A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came...
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Spit or Swallow
- Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina,...
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More Drinking and Driving Fun
- A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and...
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Don't Drink and Drive
- A man is out driving happily along in his car late one...
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Unspoken Wife
- Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while...
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Frisky Thief
- A man breaks into a rich widow's house. He runs into...
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Redneck Murder
- Q: Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? A:...
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Overseas Tease
- A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s...
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Customer Service
- A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a...
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Drinking Blonde
- Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She...
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Last Wish
- The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to...
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Speed Trap
- A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH....
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Diet and Exercise
- A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor...
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Red Neck Vacation
- Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when...
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The Commandments
- God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments...
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New Viruses
- The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep...
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Dead Boss
- A guy phones up his boss' house, but gets the boss'...
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Great Pet
- A guy walks into a bar and sees another guy sitting...
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