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You're a Hooker
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Family Holiday
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Grass on the Field
- The ambitious coach of a girls’ track team starts...
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Southern Nursing Home
- A New York family wants to put Grandpa in a nursing...
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3 Detectives
- Three Blondes were all applying for the last available...
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Panhandling
- Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off...
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Roosters
- A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his...
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Very Tight
- An 85-year-old man visits his doctor to get a sperm...
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Sneek a Peek
- One day a little girl came running into her house...
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Nice Art
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been...
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Mmmm Lunch
- A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and...
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Deep Dark Secrets
- At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that...
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Confession
- Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that...
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Very Sensual
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Caught in Bed
- The wife came home early and found her husband in...
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Ugly Bride
- A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next...
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His and Her Diaries
- HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We...
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Mothers and Sons
- Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting...
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Ponderisms
- Can you cry under water? How important does a person...
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Early Retirement
- The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and...
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Italian Worker
- An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire...
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Doubt
- A man is talking to his best friend about married...
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Hard of Hearing
- An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the...
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Sleepy Sailor
- By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every...
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Snowed In
- Three salesmen got snowed in at a farmer's house. They...
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Golf Lessons
- A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while...
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Which One Are You?
- This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to...
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Wicked Wish
- A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting...
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Tough Interview
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DWI
- An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car...
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Pregnant Golf
- Birthing coach: "All you mommies-to-be should know...
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Country Style
- A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As...
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Gyno
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the...
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Head and Shoulders
- A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and...
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Leech
- What is the difference between a leech and a...
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Assault
- One morning the husband returns after several hours of...
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Shrimps
- So one day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and...
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3 Wise Man
- A businessman from New York is driving through...
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Baghdad
- Q: What is the difference between Saddam Hussein and...
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Nice Vacation
- A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to...
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