A man breaks into a rich widow's house. He runs into her and yells, "Where's all your money old lady?"

She explains that she never keeps any money in the house. He gets agitated and grabs the woman by her hands and starts to frisk her. "I know you have money old lady. Where is it?" yells the man.

The old lady replies, "Well, if you keep frisking me right there, I will tell you!"