Just like you can’t spell “American Dream” without “Eric Andre,” the beloved comic proved he’s also integral to another modern expression today, putting the “hard” in “hard launch” after seemingly confirming his romance with supermodel Emily Ratajkowski by posting a series of *very* cheeky nude Valentie’s Day selfies.


On Tuesday, February 14, Andre took a break from delivering pizza balls in jester hats and terrorizing celebrities for our pure, unbridled amusement to teach a masterclass on cucking Pete Davidson launching your S.O. on social media sharing a thirst trap so absurd, it managed to wholly upstage the nearly-nude supermodel standing in the background.


“Happy Valentine’s Day,” he wrote alongside the snap, which depicted him lounging on a couch “draw me like one of your French girls” style while holding a glass of wine and his finger up to his lip, a heart emoji covering his dick. Ratajkowski, who took the pic (the model to Instagram girlfriend pipeline is REAL) appeared in the mirror reflection in nothing other than her bra.




Beyond garnering more than 375,000 likes in its first hours on the platform and the support of several fellow celebs — “Yes,” wrote Mia Khalifa, as normal-ass-apartment-haver Julia Fox replied with a string of hearts — the post managed to broach a sentiment we haven’t felt since middle school: Hope.


If Andre and Davidson can get it, maybe there’s hope for us all …. Presuming we learn how to be *really* funny really fast.