In Hollywood, everyone’s a star — it’s just that sometimes, they’re a porn star.

Listen, I get it. If you’re without a home and want to bang, you’re going to end up doing it in some pretty unsavory places. Totally understood and totally fine by me; just keep the noise down and we’re all fine.

With that out of the way, if you’re going to bone in public, do you really have to get down and dirty on Hollywood Boulevard? At least take it *behind* the building and not within spitting distance of all the kids trying to get a photo next to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s star.

Romantic date night in Hollywood Walk of Fame
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